"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

Rockin', rockin', and rollin'

Down to the beach, I'm strollin'

But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun!

I said, "Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!"

Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach

Said, "Seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut"

And they did, and they did and they goin' like

Nothin' I could do but yell when these birds attacked me

When I tried to run I fell, and then these kids start laughin'

And then, hmm, got hit in the neck with a hacky-sack

Mm-hm, hm-hm where'd it come from? Hmm

Gotta run, run, run (jump)

I can be a backpack while you run

Run, run, run, jump, and stop!

Put me down

I love to groove and boogie, mm

Yea-a-a-ah (great)

Show you some dance moves! Mm!

(No, I don't want you to)

If I had your giant feet out there on the beach

Could've outrun those birds!

(You're a psycho wiener)

Let me grab my beater!

Stop it please

Don't hit me

Please

Don't hit me

C'mon man, quick that bangin'

Hey what's that stank?

(You put a fish in our basket)

Ho-ho-ho-ooh, yeah! I forgot I did that

(You owe me an apology)

Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right

Birds will fly at your face

Now run, run, run (jump)

I can be your backpack while you run!

Swing from a hairy vine

I can be your backpack while you climb!

Stand on one hand and lift

Rocks with your special gift

Run, run, run, jump, now breathe

That's good

Yeah, like that

Like that

(Weehoo)

One day I was walkin', and I found this big log

And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick

And I was like, "That log had a child"

Listen boy, someday when you are older

You could get hit by a boulder

While you're lyin' there screamin'

"Come help me please" the seagulls

Poke your knees!

Stop it now!